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“Embryonic Lives Matter” Protesters Begged Sofia Vergara To Unfreeze Her...
(Side note: Embryonic is a really good first name for a kid.) Inside of the TLC Chinese Theater in Hollywood yesterday, the ovary eggs of horny whores fried up while watching tall sack of muscles Joe...
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Take In The Smooth Sexiness Of It All: Adrien Brody At The Emmys
Thanks to the fact that the temperature in L.A. was about as hot as a newly-released fart lingering in the Heat Miser’s chonies, everybody who went to the Emmys yesterday probably made squishy sounds...
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Joe ManJello’s Nipples Are Officially Off The Market
It felt like it was just yesterday when I was rolling my eyes while spitting out the words, “shameless stunt queen whores,” under my breath as I looked at Sofia Vergara and tall drink of muscles Joe...
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I Don’t Know If Joseph Gordon-Levitt Loves Stars Wars Or Hates It
I’ll get to the people who were actually in Star Wars: The Force Awakens in a minute, but first, here’s some of the messes who weren’t in the movie but showed up because they either wanted to see it...
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Joe Manganiello Is In The Hospital
That sound you just heard was every single nurse in that hospital enthusiastically volunteering for sponge bath duty. TMZ says that professional hunk Joe Manganiello had to take a trip to the hospital...
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Kate Hudson Went With Both Visible Underboob And Visible Underwear At The SAG...
Because why decide on just one when you can help yourself to both? Kate Hudson wanted it all: underboob, underwear, sequined black censor bars, a giant flower putting another flower in a choke-hold,...
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Brie Larson Not Clapping For Casey Affleck Meant Exactly What You Thought It...
Brie Larson won a lot of Best Actress awards last year for Room, so this year she got the job of presenting Best Actor at a few award shows. Casey Affleck won many Best Actor awards this year. Brie...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ariel Winter Serving Demure Elegance At The Premiere Of...
“Keep your eyes up, Papa, keep your eyes up, you don’t need to get a Smurf boner in your leggings at the premiere of a children’s movie.” – Papa Smurf to himself in that picture, obviously. The last...
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Ben Affleck’s “The Batman” Script Has Been Jettisoned
Slowly but surely, Ben Affleck‘s ties to the upcoming film The Batman are vanishing. First, his canvas director’s chair with “LISTLESS BATMAN” emblazoned on the back was folded up and put into...
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Colton Haynes And Jeff Leatham Got Married By Pimp Mama Kris
When 29-year-old Colton Haynes got engaged to his 46-year-old flower daddy Jeff Leatham (he’s a floral designer), it was a big, gay extravaganza complete with fireworks, drama and an appearance by...
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Sofia Vergara Thinks Her Ex’s Embryo Lawsuit Is An Act Of Revenge
Well, there’s at least one ray of light in the ongoing battle for Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb’s frozen embryos. According to “sources” close to Sofia, Nick is still holding on to those frost-bitten...
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This Was Almost Your “True Blood” Vampire Beehl
I must admit, I was one of those suckers who watched True Blood to the bitter, fairy dusted, laughably accented end. It wasn’t perfect, ok, it wasn’t “good”, but it filled my eyes with many sexy butts...
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Joe ManJello’s Nipples Are Officially Off The Market
It felt like it was just yesterday when I was rolling my eyes while spitting out the words, “shameless stunt queen whores,” under my breath as I looked at Sofia Vergara and tall drink of muscles Joe...
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I Don’t Know If Joseph Gordon-Levitt Loves Stars Wars Or Hates It
I’ll get to the people who were actually in Star Wars: The Force Awakens in a minute, but first, here’s some of the messes who weren’t in the movie but showed up because they either wanted to see it...
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Joe Manganiello Is In The Hospital
That sound you just heard was every single nurse in that hospital enthusiastically volunteering for sponge bath duty. TMZ says that professional hunk Joe Manganiello had to take a trip to the hospital...
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Kate Hudson Went With Both Visible Underboob And Visible Underwear At The SAG...
Because why decide on just one when you can help yourself to both? Kate Hudson wanted it all: underboob, underwear, sequined black censor bars, a giant flower putting another flower in a choke-hold,...
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Brie Larson Not Clapping For Casey Affleck Meant Exactly What You Thought It...
Brie Larson won a lot of Best Actress awards last year for Room, so this year she got the job of presenting Best Actor at a few award shows. Casey Affleck won many Best Actor awards this year. Brie...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ariel Winter Serving Demure Elegance At The Premiere Of...
“Keep your eyes up, Papa, keep your eyes up, you don’t need to get a Smurf boner in your leggings at the premiere of a children’s movie.” – Papa Smurf to himself in that picture, obviously. The last...
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Ben Affleck’s “The Batman” Script Has Been Jettisoned
Slowly but surely, Ben Affleck‘s ties to the upcoming film The Batman are vanishing. First, his canvas director’s chair with “LISTLESS BATMAN” emblazoned on the back was folded up and put into...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Colton Haynes And Jeff Leatham Got Married By Pimp Mama Kris
When 29-year-old Colton Haynes got engaged to his 46-year-old flower daddy Jeff Leatham (he’s a floral designer), it was a big, gay extravaganza complete with fireworks, drama and an appearance by...
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